1 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,499 A toast? 2 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,020 A toast to the birthday boy. 3 00:00:51,260 --> 00:00:53,720 Oh, Nora, we're not going to have toast, are we? I am. 4 00:00:53,940 --> 00:00:56,640 I'm your friend. This is my chance to get all gooey. 5 00:00:57,460 --> 00:01:02,500 To Mark Sloan, may the happiness of your past be the sadness of your future. 6 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:04,959 All the best. 7 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:07,579 That's great. 8 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:10,140 I have no idea what the hell you said. I got one. 9 00:01:11,660 --> 00:01:15,960 Ten years ago, I was a street kid with an attitude. 10 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:17,640 I couldn't even afford that. 11 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:20,070 But now, thanks, my good friend, Mark. 12 00:01:20,270 --> 00:01:24,990 I'm a third -year resident, and I work great hours, never more than 40 a day. 13 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:27,830 And how about my pay? 14 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,230 I'm asking Norman, how about my pay, huh? 15 00:01:31,090 --> 00:01:32,090 Yeah. 16 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:34,550 Happy birthday, my good friend. 17 00:01:34,890 --> 00:01:35,990 I owe it all to you. 18 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:38,590 And one day, I'll get even with you. 19 00:01:43,330 --> 00:01:44,330 Whose story? 20 00:01:44,940 --> 00:01:48,880 When I was about nine years old, my skates disappeared one day. I looked 21 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:51,620 everywhere, in my room, the front hall, nothing. 22 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:55,420 Till I did a little sleuthing and they turned up in Dad's closet. 23 00:01:56,940 --> 00:02:00,700 But seriously, folks, what can I say about this guy? He's been like a father 24 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:02,320 me. And like a little brother. 25 00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:08,479 And I just hope that when I'm 60 years old, I'll still have his sense of fun. 26 00:02:08,919 --> 00:02:10,600 Here's to the best dad I ever knew. 27 00:02:10,919 --> 00:02:11,879 Happy birthday. 28 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:12,880 Thank you. 29 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,860 It's very beautiful. 30 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:16,940 Well, I'm out of here. 31 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:18,279 You are? 32 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,500 The inspection team from the Committee on Hospital Accreditation is due at 1. 33 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:23,020 Don't have to greet them. 34 00:02:23,340 --> 00:02:25,480 Happy birthday, Mark. Thank you, Norman. Enjoy. 35 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,580 Corral, be back by 1 .30. 36 00:02:27,900 --> 00:02:31,820 1 .30? Yeah, Norman likes me to show the inspection team around. He's scared to 37 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:34,120 death of them. Of course, they couldn't yank a license. 38 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,100 Are you on to the White Jag out front? 39 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,840 I do. 40 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:42,640 You've got some outstanding warrants there, Tom. What warrants? For what? 41 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,760 You've been a very bad boy. 42 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,200 Do you know what I think about bad boys? 43 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,020 You turn me on. 44 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:57,400 Happy 45 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:05,100 birthday, 46 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:06,200 Dad. 47 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,340 Look, Mark, I'm sorry. 48 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:26,600 You mentioned that. 49 00:03:28,480 --> 00:03:34,680 Look, I got the cuffs from McCready in security. I'll go downstairs right now 50 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,780 and I'll get the key phone. 51 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,260 Not a bad little idea. 52 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:43,520 Good afternoon, lady. 53 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:46,420 Look, it's a simple request. 54 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,440 I'm sorry, he's not allowed visitors. 55 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,880 Do you know who I am? 56 00:03:50,089 --> 00:03:53,710 Yes. Then can you make an exception in my case? I would if I could. Try. 57 00:03:53,970 --> 00:03:55,930 I can't. It's doctor's orders. 58 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,510 Tell you what. How about I give you an order? 59 00:03:58,330 --> 00:04:01,390 What would I have to do? Let me in there. You two step over here, please. 60 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:02,750 I haven't. 61 00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:08,430 Excuse me. Is this necessary? We're both doctors here. May I please see your 62 00:04:08,430 --> 00:04:09,429 security badges? 63 00:04:09,430 --> 00:04:13,190 Our what? Your security badges. We issued some to the whole staff this 64 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:16,610 There must be some mistake. I never saw a security badge. You mean this? 65 00:04:17,410 --> 00:04:18,410 You got one? 66 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:19,839 Yeah, they were in our mailboxes. 67 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,519 I never look at my mail. 68 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,900 Let me go check and see if it's... I'm sorry, if you don't have a badge, I have 69 00:04:24,900 --> 00:04:25,900 to search it for weapons. 70 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,300 Would you turn around, please, sir? 71 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:31,260 I have to stop the guy with the baseball bat. 72 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,060 That's wood. This is a metal detector. 73 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:38,580 You're three minutes late. 74 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,860 Birthday or no, you don't keep inspectors waiting. If they don't like 75 00:04:41,860 --> 00:04:45,800 see, this hospital can go condo like fact. I'm sorry we had a little mishap. 76 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,260 Could you empty your pockets, please? It's all right, young man. He's one of 77 00:04:49,420 --> 00:04:50,420 Yes, sir. 78 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:55,180 Norman, what is this? Security bank? SWAT team? Since when is everything so 79 00:04:55,180 --> 00:04:56,220 tight? Since now. 80 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:59,120 I want the inspectors to see how safe our patients are. 81 00:04:59,420 --> 00:05:01,520 Is old man McCready going along with this? 82 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:02,720 McCready has history. 83 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,800 I fired his buns. 84 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,080 I told him to clear out. 85 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,139 You what? 86 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:07,140 McCready's gone? 87 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,920 Jack. Boys, boys, boys. We are now protected by techno. Sure, the best. 88 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,020 Mark, don't panic. 89 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:15,560 He's got 25 years worth of stuff to clear out of his office. He hasn't gone 90 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:18,500 You don't let me either. You let me in there or I'm going to steal your head. 91 00:05:19,120 --> 00:05:21,300 Excuse me. Are you sure there's not a lethal weapon? 92 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,280 Code 3 in the lobby. Code 3. 93 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:28,620 I got him. I got him. 94 00:05:30,140 --> 00:05:31,300 Mark, this is terrible. 95 00:05:32,220 --> 00:05:33,179 Sure is. 96 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,260 I couldn't inspect it, but he had his theater. Let's go. 97 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:36,600 All right. 98 00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:44,890 Dr. 99 00:05:45,350 --> 00:05:47,290 Roger Gilliland, I'd like you to meet Dr. 100 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,330 Mark Sloan, our Chief of Internal Medicine. 101 00:05:49,710 --> 00:05:50,710 Hi, 102 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,850 Doctor. 103 00:05:52,030 --> 00:05:55,470 And where are the others? Not wandering around unsupervised, are they? 104 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:59,630 You must be Dr. Sloan. I'm Dr. Nora Stebbings. I chair the inspection team. 105 00:06:00,730 --> 00:06:02,050 Over here, Mr. Lubin. 106 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,280 This is Edward Lubin, our accountant. He'll review your books. 107 00:06:07,580 --> 00:06:08,960 Oh, fine. 108 00:06:09,280 --> 00:06:10,940 Well, our books always get good reviews. 109 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:16,760 When people introduce levity into our proceedings, Dr. Sloan, I always wonder 110 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:20,180 what they're covering up. Nothing, nothing. Our hospital has nothing to 111 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:21,179 whatsoever. 112 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:22,880 If you'll just step this way. 113 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:33,559 Mr. McCready. 114 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,020 Careful with those photos. 115 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:37,800 Geez, I'm busting a lifetime of memories to be reviewing. 116 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:41,300 What do you want? You come to see the gizmos? No, I just... What do young 117 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,600 like? High tech, everything on TV. 118 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:46,740 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Wizard. These people may have the 119 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:51,380 electronics, but they have no heart, no experience, no innate sense of who is 120 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:54,560 the intruder and who isn't. Dad, will you take it easy? 121 00:06:55,100 --> 00:06:57,880 We've got a nice long run here. It's time to retire anyway. 122 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:00,240 Ah, Ralph. Look. 123 00:07:01,390 --> 00:07:02,970 I do love the cabin. 124 00:07:03,230 --> 00:07:04,129 Oh, yeah. 125 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:07,350 Sleep like a baby with that couch screen going all night long. 126 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,550 Guess that's something to look forward to. 127 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,390 Scrooge. 128 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:15,390 Just a minute. It's for you. 129 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,410 McReady. What? 130 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,410 Who lost? 131 00:07:21,130 --> 00:07:23,470 What do I care if Marquette lost the game? 132 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:28,790 It's for you, McReady. 133 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,080 Hi. 134 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,300 Yeah, I heard. 135 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:38,520 I know I'm over my limit, but you'll have it on Monday. 136 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:43,160 Leo, there's no need to threaten me. When I say Monday, I mean Monday. 137 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:49,940 Ralph, you said you stopped gambling. I did, Dad. Trust me. Trust you? It's kind 138 00:07:49,940 --> 00:07:52,900 of hard. After I paid for three years so you could go to Gambler's Anonymous 139 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,720 because you didn't mention it was free. 140 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,960 Everything's under control, all right? Just chill out. 141 00:07:57,220 --> 00:07:58,220 Chill out? 142 00:07:58,340 --> 00:07:59,980 McCready! What? Will you go away? 143 00:08:00,500 --> 00:08:03,600 Gladly, but first give me the keys for the handcuffs you lent me. You locked 144 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,400 them? I thought they were for some bimbo's costume. 145 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:08,460 Yeah, well, she got creative enough. You just give me the keys, I'll get out of 146 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:09,460 this nut house. What keys? 147 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:13,120 I lost it down the drainpipe 20 years ago. You think I don't let you have 148 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:16,260 handcuffs that work? I didn't need them. Are you kidding me? What the hell am I 149 00:08:16,260 --> 00:08:17,260 supposed to do? Give me the pictures. 150 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,440 McCready, what the hell am I supposed to do now? 151 00:08:21,700 --> 00:08:25,840 Doc, this is not a good day to ask me that. The answer is too easy. 152 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,079 What? 153 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,080 McCready! 154 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:29,640 McCready! 155 00:08:33,339 --> 00:08:34,960 Having a nice day, Jack? Fine. 156 00:08:35,179 --> 00:08:35,839 Yeah, you? 157 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,640 Ah, same old, same old. Can you believe today is Mark's birthday? Well, I guess 158 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:42,400 so. Wouldn't it have been nice if we could have had a lunch to celebrate? 159 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:45,340 It would have been really good. Yeah, well, you know, I had that appointment. 160 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:46,680 Oh, what a shame. 161 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,900 Oh, I got a message for you. It came in while you were on your appointment. 162 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,400 From Brandy. 163 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:57,980 Strippers of Go -Go? She said that she's going to be a teensy bit late, but that 164 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:00,760 she'll meet you at the restaurant. Amanda, listen to me. 165 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,920 Strippers. Like this, you know. We thought you'd be offended. 166 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:11,400 And I am. See? I think it's sexist and puerile, and I can't believe that you 167 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,560 deliberately cut me out of Mark's birthday party so that you could gawk at 168 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:20,180 bimbet silicone chest. Hey, there was absolutely no silicone in... Which is 169 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,380 neither here nor there. I gotta go. 170 00:09:21,580 --> 00:09:22,820 Dr. Stewart, T .R. Dr. 171 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,300 Stewart, T .R. 172 00:09:25,780 --> 00:09:28,680 I know you're mad at me. Do me a favor, okay? 173 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:32,960 Mark is showing the accreditation inspectors around. Will you find him and 174 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:33,980 him... Happy birthday. 175 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:37,600 Yes, tell him happy birthday and also tell him that there's no key. No key to 176 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:39,060 what? Just tell him there's no key. 177 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,160 Brandy. Keep it. 178 00:09:44,060 --> 00:09:50,080 With this intercom, any patient on the floor may contact the duty nurse at the 179 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,080 press of a button. 180 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:54,320 Now, this state -of -the -art equipment is going to espue a hospital... Dr. 181 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,440 Sloan. 182 00:09:56,180 --> 00:09:57,180 Excuse me for a minute. 183 00:10:03,530 --> 00:10:05,370 Did you enjoy your birthday stag party? 184 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:09,610 Look, Amanda, I'm sorry about that. I was not in charge of the guest list or 185 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,890 entertainment. I understand. 186 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,310 No harm, no foul. 187 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:14,050 Also, no key. 188 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:16,130 What? 189 00:10:16,350 --> 00:10:18,330 Jack told me to tell you that there's no key. 190 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,950 Would you tell Jack I'd like to see him right away? 191 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:23,630 Does this mean he's in big trouble? 192 00:10:23,870 --> 00:10:25,090 My pleasure. 193 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:30,430 Dr. Sloan, we've checked out this nurse's station quite thoroughly. Can we 194 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,150 on? Yes, of course. If you'd just, uh... 195 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,460 Step this way. 196 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:41,420 We've had some successes, particularly in pediatrics because of our moderate 197 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:42,420 size. 198 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:47,960 I'd like to show you our pharmacy now with climate control storage and a 199 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:52,100 computerized inventory system that I think you'll find is the very state of 200 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:53,100 art. 201 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:55,460 You want to see me, Dr. Sloan? 202 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:59,720 Yeah, would you step in? Excuse me, won't you? 203 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:05,570 What? I'm sorry. I had no idea that the key was... Who's that? 204 00:11:06,090 --> 00:11:07,110 I don't know. 205 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,470 I'm not wearing an ID bracelet. 206 00:11:16,650 --> 00:11:18,830 You call the police. I'll take care of it. 207 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:28,670 I really thank you so much for your patience. 208 00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,650 Listen, why don't we take a little break? 209 00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:36,610 Would you like some coffee? Just right in here at the cafeteria. 210 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:49,630 Thank God. 211 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:53,750 I asked Norman to take over the tour for five minutes. It's been ten already. 212 00:11:54,090 --> 00:11:55,490 Look, what time was that? 213 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:57,230 Okay, thank you. 214 00:11:58,570 --> 00:12:02,190 So Nurse Dayton filled a prescription in the pharmacy at 1 .28. 215 00:12:02,570 --> 00:12:06,610 I discovered the body at 1 .47, so that's a pretty good take on the time of 216 00:12:06,610 --> 00:12:08,510 death. I'll tell Steve when he comes in. 217 00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:13,950 Dr. Sloan, will you please over that big birthday present on your desk? I'll do 218 00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:16,290 it, Dolores, as soon as I get the circulation back in my hand. 219 00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:17,930 Steve. Yes. 220 00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,950 Aren't you supposed to be checking the computer for a guy with a broken nose? 221 00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:26,280 I'm going as fast as I can. If you want your employees to work harder, try 222 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,280 treating them well. 223 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:28,960 Inviting them to birthday parties, say. 224 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:31,160 Again. Look, I told you. 225 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:34,580 We thought you might be offended by the stripper. You got that right. 226 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:37,040 Just find the guy with the broken nose, please. 227 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:41,780 Would that be a deviated sentiment? I don't believe this. I saw a bandage 228 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,000 Hey, guys. 229 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:45,380 Neutral corners, please. 230 00:12:45,980 --> 00:12:48,020 I gotta get back to the inspection to work. 231 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Man. 232 00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:51,840 All right, all right. 233 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,040 Hey, Amanda. 234 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,940 Looking all over for you. What are you doing here? 235 00:12:57,380 --> 00:12:58,380 What does it look like? 236 00:12:58,540 --> 00:13:00,300 I missed my lunch, not like some people. 237 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,320 Oh, you found out, huh? 238 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:07,000 Look, Amanda, I am sorry, but I didn't do the inviting. 239 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,280 Mm -hmm. 240 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,020 Look, I'm here on police business, okay? 241 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,400 Where's the body? 242 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:16,220 Oh, yes, we're preoccupied with bodies today, aren't we? 243 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,560 Amanda, I didn't hire the stripper. 244 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:22,610 Did you look? 245 00:13:23,530 --> 00:13:26,410 Well, I didn't want to hurt her feelings. 246 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,370 You are a turkey, Stephen Flo. 247 00:13:29,870 --> 00:13:33,750 How could you let some poor woman take off all of her clothes just to stroke 248 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:37,550 your male libidos? I think it's sexist, vulgar, and crude. 249 00:13:38,770 --> 00:13:42,370 Amanda, can we talk about what I came here to talk about? The murder? 250 00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:43,650 Don't try to change it. 251 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:45,010 The murder? 252 00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:47,650 Dad found a body in the hospital pharmacy. 253 00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:52,620 The chief pathologist wasn't available, so I've arranged... for you to do the 254 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,020 preliminary autopsy here. 255 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,160 A murder autopsy? No. 256 00:13:57,680 --> 00:13:59,360 I thought you might like the opportunity. 257 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,280 You're still a turkey. 258 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:05,380 But thanks. 259 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,200 Steve, there you are. Have you seen Norman and the inspectors? 260 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,200 Well, not here, but if you're looking for them, I know that they're in the 261 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,640 other... No, no, I'm hiding from them. 262 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,420 Come on, let's go check out that body. 263 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,580 Where's the body? It's gone. 264 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,100 Gone? Gone where? 265 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,620 It didn't say. 266 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:34,220 You guys lost the body? 267 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,820 Well, somebody moved it, along with the murder weapon. 268 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,460 Probably the killer. 269 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:39,880 What killer? 270 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:43,180 You know how hard it is to prove murder if you can't produce a dead person? 271 00:14:43,420 --> 00:14:45,620 Oh, there was a dead person. All right, look at the blood on the floor. 272 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,620 It was a man, about six foot three. He was wearing a hospital gown. He was 273 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:53,220 killed by a strong blow with a blunt weapon to the left temple, probably from 274 00:14:53,220 --> 00:14:55,780 behind. And it was a bloody nightstick right beside the body. 275 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,700 Well, why was he even in here? This area's off limits to patients. 276 00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:02,320 Here's probably the reason why. Somebody tried to jimmy the lock on the drug 277 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,140 candidate. Dad, please don't. That's right. 278 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:07,420 Look, there's plenty to investigate. We're just shy about it. 279 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,700 All right, dust the room, photograph it, and take samples of the blood. But it 280 00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:15,480 is not a murder investigation yet. 281 00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:17,120 It's a missing person. 282 00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:20,740 Missing person? 283 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,500 That's what he is. 284 00:15:24,210 --> 00:15:26,630 That way, I don't need a body, all I need is a name. 285 00:15:26,910 --> 00:15:27,970 Oh, I didn't get his name. 286 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:32,330 What kind of hospital can't identify its own patient? 287 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,070 Well, he doesn't have an ID bracelet. 288 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:39,570 So I'm supposed to investigate a murder where there's no body and no one has the 289 00:15:39,570 --> 00:15:41,130 faintest idea who's been killed? 290 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:43,830 Oh, I gotta call the station. 291 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:45,810 Where do the guys get a load of this one? 292 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,550 Lorenzo Picocci. What? 293 00:15:52,950 --> 00:15:57,130 The victim's name, Lorenzo Picocci. Perhaps some women can survive on less 294 00:15:57,130 --> 00:16:00,050 five million a year, but not my client. 295 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:04,270 Later, the assailant was identified as Rupert Leverton. 296 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,610 Rupert Leverton? Who's he? 297 00:16:06,970 --> 00:16:10,610 Well, he owns the Lotus Cafe in Beverly Hills. He's only the most innovative 298 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:11,610 chef in the city. 299 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:16,460 Mr. Leverton used to be the acclaimed chef and former owner until his recent 300 00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:20,220 divorce of the Lotus Cafe in Beverly Hills. Sounds like Koch took his 301 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:25,920 away from him. There's a motive. I can't duck the accreditation team any longer. 302 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:27,980 Think you can find his new place of business? 303 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,760 Piece of cake. If he's there, it's the best restaurant in L .A. 304 00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,580 Excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Leverton. 305 00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:44,410 You found him? Hi, Sarah Jane Shessa from Tiffany Capers. 306 00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:46,890 Well, I thought I'd give you one. 307 00:16:47,410 --> 00:16:50,370 Oh, dear, I've forgotten all of my business cards. 308 00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:51,670 What do you want? 309 00:16:51,950 --> 00:16:55,270 Well, you're a very difficult man to reach, and when I called the restaurant, 310 00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,470 they said they didn't know where you were. 311 00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:58,350 It's not my restaurant anymore. 312 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,090 She got it. 313 00:17:00,710 --> 00:17:02,010 The happy harlot. 314 00:17:02,790 --> 00:17:07,589 Yes, well, I did hear about the divorce, but perhaps the best revenge is getting 315 00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:10,050 rich. Now, I have a business proposal for you. 316 00:17:10,319 --> 00:17:14,480 I'm doing a rather large lawn party next week, and I'd like to serve you a 317 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,760 recipe of blue corn crab cakes. 318 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:20,160 Really? Yes. Well, a recipe's not mine anymore either. 319 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:24,700 She got that, too. See, she said she didn't want anything. 320 00:17:25,079 --> 00:17:27,319 So then she hires this lawyer. 321 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,960 Conch. 322 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:30,440 Conch. 323 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:35,600 Conch. Going on and on in court about all the promises I made. 324 00:17:35,860 --> 00:17:37,420 Well, maybe you shouldn't have made them. 325 00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,220 I never made them. 326 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,690 He was lying. 327 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,510 But I got him back. 328 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,450 I got him real good. 329 00:17:46,910 --> 00:17:47,869 Did you? 330 00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:48,870 Yeah. 331 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:51,290 I punched his lights out today. 332 00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:55,810 It put a gash in my hand. I had to miss the noon rush to go to the hospital. 333 00:17:56,230 --> 00:18:01,010 They had to pour disinfectant on the cut. And then they put stitches in it. 334 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:01,849 you know what? 335 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,490 Even that felt good. 336 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,810 It felt really good. 337 00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:10,870 Well, do you remember the name of the doctor that stitched you up? 338 00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:12,950 Why? 339 00:18:13,330 --> 00:18:17,430 Well, do you see this little tuck there? Not everybody does that. 340 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:21,610 A caterer who knows bandages. 341 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:27,110 Well, I wasn't always the caterer. I used to be a candy striper. 342 00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,210 Now, how about those delicious crab cakes? 343 00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:31,870 Ah, yes. 344 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,590 The blue corn crab cake. 345 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:36,190 Mmm, yummy. Well. 346 00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:43,430 First, you saute some mushrooms until they're very, very hot. 347 00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:44,670 And then? 348 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,730 Then you mail them to Omaha. 349 00:18:47,030 --> 00:18:51,270 If I didn't give the right recipe to the happy harlot, what makes you think I'd 350 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,550 give it to some retired candy striker? Out! 351 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:54,890 Out! Out! 352 00:19:00,230 --> 00:19:05,570 The washing is done with heavy doses of disinfectant. 353 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:09,620 These special machines use superheated water to ensure extra stability. 354 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:14,820 As you can see, everything is done with the most scrupulous attention to the 355 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,500 highest sanitary standards. 356 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:24,420 Well, I know you don't want to stand here and watch dirty laundry spin. Let's 357 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,420 on down the hall. 358 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,140 See that? 359 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:32,200 Call the switchboard at half the page. Lieutenant Stephen Sloan. Tell him to 360 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,079 down here. Stat. 361 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,700 Make sure nobody touches that. 362 00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:39,330 You recognize this? 363 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:40,670 Well, sure. That's Maggie. 364 00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:45,590 Maggie? Back when I was a cop, your nightstick was your friend. You gave it 365 00:19:45,590 --> 00:19:47,310 name. These are different times. 366 00:19:47,990 --> 00:19:50,210 I mean, it's hard to be fond of a TV screen. 367 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:52,770 Do you remember where you last saw Maggie? 368 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:55,890 Beats me. I mean, you know, I've been looking for her everywhere. 369 00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,290 Sometimes I put her down and forget to pick her up. 370 00:19:58,870 --> 00:20:02,830 Well, Mr. McCready, I believe that Maggie will check out as the weapon used 371 00:20:02,830 --> 00:20:03,830 murder. 372 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,780 You mind telling me where you were between 128 and 147 today? 373 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,020 You want to know where I was between 128 and 147? 374 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,300 He was with me. 375 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,800 I was regretfully terminating his association with the pocket. 376 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:22,260 Oh, Pucky, you were firing my butt. Dad, calm down. 377 00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:24,360 Actually, he's calmer now than he was then. 378 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,520 Are you sure about the time? 379 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:30,020 Lieutenant, I will never forget anything about that conversation. 380 00:20:32,850 --> 00:20:35,610 I'm sorry about the inconvenience, Mr. McCready. You can go back. 381 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:47,130 What's going on here? 382 00:20:47,570 --> 00:20:49,030 Well, I thought I had to kill her. 383 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,250 They brought another murder victim here? 384 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:53,250 St. Eustace left them a quarter of a mile away? 385 00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:56,110 They didn't bring him here, Norman. He was murdered here. 386 00:20:56,850 --> 00:20:58,670 What? He was a patient. 387 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,100 with the accreditation inspection going on. I could have been a doctor. 388 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:12,600 Now, something I think you are really going to enjoy, our state -of -the -art 389 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:16,500 operating theater, equipped for really almost any procedure imaginable. 390 00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:20,380 If I go on too long and bore you, let me know. I could go on about this 391 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,380 facility. 392 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:29,440 However, someone's using the facilities right at the moment. 393 00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:31,840 And if you'll just... 394 00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,760 Follow me. I will show you the staff room. 395 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:48,540 Hey, Steve. 396 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:51,120 I'll be ready to do the autopsy in 20 minutes. 397 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,400 And I know who the murderer is. 398 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,480 Everybody wants to be a detective. 399 00:21:56,300 --> 00:21:58,180 Let me give you a professional tip, Amanda. 400 00:21:58,730 --> 00:22:01,850 You have to build a case before you can make an accusation. No, I really do 401 00:22:01,850 --> 00:22:04,870 know, and I'm going to tell you all about it while I prep for the autopsy. 402 00:22:06,390 --> 00:22:07,430 I'm sorry, Amanda. 403 00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:08,750 Sorry about what? 404 00:22:08,770 --> 00:22:11,890 The deputy coroner insists on doing the autopsy downtown. 405 00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:13,630 What? 406 00:22:14,030 --> 00:22:15,650 He heard you lost the body once already. 407 00:22:15,870 --> 00:22:18,570 I didn't lose the body. I hadn't even seen it, and when I went to take a look, 408 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,630 it was gone. 409 00:22:20,030 --> 00:22:22,210 Well, his gadabout days are over. 410 00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:25,750 Nobody crosses this until the coroner's van gets here. 411 00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:30,610 It's because I'm a woman, isn't it? 412 00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:35,510 Well, I'll have you know that I can perform an autopsy just as well as any 413 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:39,970 Maybe if I took off my clothes, then you might take me seriously. 414 00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:46,970 Yeah, this is his bed. 415 00:22:47,270 --> 00:22:48,410 What happened to him anyway? 416 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:53,910 He, um, he met with an accident. Can you tell me anything about him? 417 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:55,810 He had a broken nose. 418 00:22:56,510 --> 00:22:58,690 If you want more than that, check with the chart doctor. 419 00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:02,550 No, I don't need to look at the chart. I just want to know some personal stuff 420 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:06,030 about him. Like, um, did he ever mention any friends? 421 00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:07,570 Or enemies? 422 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,070 Enemies? Aha! 423 00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:14,030 Somebody dusted him, right? I knew it. I knew it when I saw him hiding. He was 424 00:23:14,030 --> 00:23:15,030 in trouble. 425 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,590 Hiding? 426 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,430 Yeah, he sees somebody he knows in the hall, right? 427 00:23:18,650 --> 00:23:21,310 He ducks behind the bed and he starts yelling, close the door, close the door. 428 00:23:21,470 --> 00:23:22,870 She can't see me. I'm dead meat. 429 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,670 Did you see who was out there? 430 00:23:26,050 --> 00:23:27,070 Three people. 431 00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:28,850 Two men and a woman. 432 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:31,610 They had on gray suits with these little blue badges. 433 00:23:38,730 --> 00:23:40,550 Have you opened my present yet? 434 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,290 Yes, Doris, I was just about to. 435 00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:55,290 Doris Stebbings. 436 00:23:55,510 --> 00:23:56,510 Who? 437 00:23:56,740 --> 00:24:00,040 Norris Deming, the chief of the inspection team. She's the killer. 438 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:05,580 Jack, we'd all like to see this inspection canceled, but Norris... No, 439 00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:08,520 all fits. Listen, she was here at the hospital at the time of the murder. 440 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,700 And Koch was petrified of her. 441 00:24:12,060 --> 00:24:16,780 In fact, he said, and I quote, she can't see me. 442 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,340 I'm dead meat. 443 00:24:19,380 --> 00:24:24,020 Well, it's a nice theory, but... Well, you see the problems, don't you? What 444 00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:29,630 problems? Well, Koch was struck from above with force. Nora Stebbings is 445 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,310 five feet tall and skinny. 446 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:34,550 I mean, she couldn't ever have reached his head with that billy club. 447 00:24:34,830 --> 00:24:38,390 And I doubt if she has the strength to break a wall, not much less a skull. 448 00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:43,770 Well, I don't know how she did it yet. 449 00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:45,610 I'm done. 450 00:24:46,450 --> 00:24:47,450 Thank you. 451 00:24:48,610 --> 00:24:52,970 If your spare conversation is over, you were going to open my present. Oh, I'm 452 00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:55,430 going to do it right now. No more distractions. I promise, Dolores. 453 00:24:55,630 --> 00:24:59,010 Mark, this is not fair. I did not lose it. I hadn't even seen it. And by the 454 00:24:59,010 --> 00:25:01,730 time I knew there was a body, there wasn't. And now that it's back, he's 455 00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:06,370 it. You won't let her do the autopsy. The deputy coroner insists it is out of 456 00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:09,370 hands. I am so tempted not to tell him who the real murderer is. 457 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,110 Rupert Leverton. 458 00:25:11,630 --> 00:25:12,970 Who is Rupert Leverton? 459 00:25:13,390 --> 00:25:16,010 Well, he's the guy that broke Lorenzo Coccia's nose. 460 00:25:17,139 --> 00:25:20,640 Oh, well, thanks. I'll bring him in for questioning. I've already questioned him 461 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,640 this afternoon. 462 00:25:22,660 --> 00:25:25,200 Amanda Leverton's a dangerous man. Look what he did to Koch. 463 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,420 And in throwing that punch, he got a cut on his hand, which was sutured right 464 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:31,100 here in this hospital at lunchtime, the time of the murder. 465 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:34,760 He told you? Didn't have to. The bandage I saw had the same little tuck that 466 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,100 Jack makes when he tightens the guard. 467 00:25:37,060 --> 00:25:38,160 Jack was the doctor? 468 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:40,420 Oh, I'd bet on it. That bandage is like a signature. 469 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,280 Well, thanks, Amanda. That sounds like a real lead. 470 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,100 A lead? I'm telling you, that man is your murderer. 471 00:25:46,710 --> 00:25:47,710 Hello. 472 00:25:47,890 --> 00:25:50,790 This is no time for birthday gathering. You're supposed to be with the 473 00:25:50,790 --> 00:25:53,630 inspectors. They're complaining that they haven't seen anything. No sooner do 474 00:25:53,630 --> 00:25:55,290 they arrive in a room than you usher them back out again. 475 00:25:55,490 --> 00:25:57,550 Norman, something's come up. 476 00:25:57,810 --> 00:26:00,170 Could you send them home early? I'll give them a full tour tomorrow. 477 00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:01,570 Are you crazy? 478 00:26:01,590 --> 00:26:04,210 I just can't tell accreditation inspectors to go home early. What will 479 00:26:04,210 --> 00:26:08,610 think? Norman, a murder has been committed here. The police are in there 480 00:26:08,610 --> 00:26:09,610 examining the scene. 481 00:26:09,710 --> 00:26:11,570 The coroner's team is here to take the body away. 482 00:26:11,790 --> 00:26:14,570 Now, what would our inspectors think of that? I'll give them the heave -ho. 483 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:16,430 A murder. 484 00:26:16,590 --> 00:26:19,530 What's with these new security people? First the man with the baseball bat, and 485 00:26:19,530 --> 00:26:20,530 now this. 486 00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:22,670 A man with a baseball bat? 487 00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:23,969 Oh, him. 488 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:25,090 It's quite a thing, huh? 489 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,770 I got so nervous, I was dizzy. 490 00:26:27,170 --> 00:26:28,450 Well, I don't blame you, a man with a bat. 491 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:32,250 Well, actually, the bat wasn't so bad. I just get butterflies around 492 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:33,250 celebrities. 493 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:34,430 What, he was famous? 494 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:39,970 Yeah, he's the sports reporter on KCDM. You know, that all -headline station. 495 00:26:40,410 --> 00:26:42,810 What's that, Stan Fidel? I listen to him all the time. 496 00:26:43,410 --> 00:26:44,410 What do you want? 497 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:45,750 To see a patient. 498 00:26:46,170 --> 00:26:47,170 Which one? 499 00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:51,390 I can't remember the name. A fellow wasn't seeing anybody. 500 00:26:52,670 --> 00:26:57,450 He just had a broken nose set. I tried to tell Mr. Bedell that, but he just 501 00:26:57,450 --> 00:26:58,450 of went... 502 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:20,960 That cage is empty. 503 00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,140 Oh, this one's faster. I'll wait. 504 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,240 Say, I recognize your voice. Aren't you that guy in the radio? 505 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,640 Stan Bedell with sports for you. Every quarter pass. 506 00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:34,400 Every quarter, too. 507 00:27:34,700 --> 00:27:36,660 Right. Shouldn't you be at work? 508 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:41,040 It's just a few blocks away. I got 25 minutes between broadcasts. 509 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:46,440 Five to get here, five to get back, and 15 to work out the aggressor. 510 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,760 That's why I'm here, too. 511 00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,420 I got a hit, something. 512 00:27:50,940 --> 00:27:52,040 You ever been married? 513 00:27:52,420 --> 00:27:53,420 Oh, yeah. 514 00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:54,560 Yeah, me too. 515 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:56,440 Now she wants a divorce. 516 00:27:57,140 --> 00:27:58,860 Hired some hot shot lawyer. 517 00:27:59,940 --> 00:28:01,480 You ever hear of Lorenzo Koch? 518 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Koch? 519 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:05,480 Yeah, I know Koch, the cockroach. 520 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:07,860 My ex -wife's attorney. 521 00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,600 No kidding. 522 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,680 Bet she hits you up some big time alimony, huh? 523 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,120 World class. 524 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:16,100 But he doesn't just stop at that. 525 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:18,220 Not Lorenzo P. Koch. 526 00:28:19,010 --> 00:28:20,010 Oh, yeah? What'd he do? 527 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:23,930 I was on my way to an audition last week in New York, a network job. 528 00:28:26,510 --> 00:28:27,570 Pulled up to a red light. 529 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:31,790 Two marshals jumped out, seized my car, left me standing on the curb. 530 00:28:32,530 --> 00:28:37,090 By the time I got back to the audition, the exec had headed east and the job had 531 00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:39,270 headed south, thanks to Lorenzo Pete. 532 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:44,190 Don't worry. 533 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:46,970 Your wife won't be hiring Koch. 534 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,740 I made sure he's never going to be anyone's lawyer ever again. 535 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:53,520 Stanley Bedell, Lieutenant Sloan, homicide. 536 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,840 I'm taking you in for questioning a connection with the murder of Lorenzo P. 537 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:58,880 Koch. Murder? 538 00:28:59,100 --> 00:29:00,160 You think I killed him? 539 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,300 You did say, quote, you made sure that he'd never be anybody's lawyer ever 540 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:07,200 again. Yeah, I brought him up on charges with the Bar Association. 541 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:11,280 You know, I might have bought that, but you made a big scene in front of a bunch 542 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:15,920 of people at Community General today demanding to see Koch, which puts you at 543 00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:16,920 the scene of the murder. 544 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,140 Well, I wasn't there long. I had to get back to work. 545 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,820 Community General's two blocks that way. 546 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:25,140 You can be here in five minutes, you can be there in five minutes. 547 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:30,880 And five minutes back, which leaves you 15 minutes to work out the aggression. 548 00:29:31,780 --> 00:29:34,680 Anybody that can swing a bat like that could do some real damage with a 549 00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:36,260 nightstick. Come on. 550 00:30:52,899 --> 00:30:54,360 Got you peeping, Tom. 551 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,920 No, I'm not a peeping Tom. 552 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,480 Yeah? What were you doing at the locker room window, pervert? 553 00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:04,120 You relax with the sticks, lady. I'm a doctor. A community general. We met 554 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:04,939 today, remember? 555 00:31:04,940 --> 00:31:09,480 Oh, a peeping Tom with a degree. The first man who attacked me was a lawyer. 556 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:14,000 lawyer? Yeah, a famous one. Instead of helping me with my divorce, he forced 557 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,580 himself on me while I was vulnerable. 558 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,420 Doesn't surprise me. 559 00:31:18,030 --> 00:31:21,810 You know the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? Look, I'm a doctor, 560 00:31:21,890 --> 00:31:24,490 really, okay? The Hippocratic Oath, all that stuff. 561 00:31:25,110 --> 00:31:27,270 After that shyster, I learned to defend myself. 562 00:31:27,590 --> 00:31:32,030 I got three black belts. If you'd have touched me, I'd have bashed your face 563 00:31:32,110 --> 00:31:35,270 If you're not out of here by the time I count to three, I will. One. Fine. 564 00:31:36,130 --> 00:31:37,130 Two. 565 00:31:49,450 --> 00:31:50,450 Won't you reconsider? 566 00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:55,010 I'm here, he's here. I'm sorry, but now that I've got a suspect in custody, I've 567 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:56,010 got to do everything by the book. 568 00:31:56,850 --> 00:31:58,630 You arrested Leberton? 569 00:31:59,030 --> 00:32:00,250 No, Stan Bedell. 570 00:32:00,490 --> 00:32:01,590 The baseball bat guy? 571 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:05,390 Forget about him. I told you, the real killer is... 572 00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:12,050 All 573 00:32:12,050 --> 00:32:15,090 right, this time you saw it. 574 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:19,640 You put it in here. This is your morgue. Don't say it. Don't you dare say it. 575 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,360 This time, you lost it. 576 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,760 Have a little something here for you, Doctor. 577 00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:38,340 Oh, thank you, Dolores. You're a lifesaver. 578 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,980 Oh, isn't that interesting? 579 00:32:40,380 --> 00:32:44,180 And only this morning I wasn't good enough to invite to a birthday lunch. 580 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:48,380 Dolores, I am sorry if I ever let anything bad happen to you. 581 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,220 Would you do me the honor of joining me for a birthday dinner? 582 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,180 Kind of hard to believe you care. 583 00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:56,540 You still haven't opened my present. 584 00:32:56,920 --> 00:33:01,160 Sorry. I want to do it right this minute, and if I don't, I hope lightning 585 00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:02,160 strikes me dead. 586 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,440 Mark, would you tell him that it's not my fault? 587 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:07,900 Part of a pathologist's job is keeping track of the body. 588 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,540 The body's gone again? 589 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,100 See you around. 590 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,580 No, wait, wait, don't leave. I gotta go. 591 00:33:12,970 --> 00:33:14,990 I don't want to be standing too close when the lightning strikes. 592 00:33:16,090 --> 00:33:17,009 Mr. Mitchell? 593 00:33:17,010 --> 00:33:19,510 Mr. Briggs. Amigo, I'm glad you're still here. 594 00:33:19,710 --> 00:33:23,150 I hope I'm not interrupting anything. I just want to express my thanks. 595 00:33:23,490 --> 00:33:24,489 For what, Norman? 596 00:33:24,490 --> 00:33:27,910 I checked the log in the morgue, and there's no record of a murdered man. 597 00:33:28,330 --> 00:33:32,490 In the past, you and your colleagues have tried, against my advice, to solve 598 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:33,490 certain murders yourselves. 599 00:33:33,830 --> 00:33:37,770 But at this sensitive time, with the inspection and all, you did the wise 600 00:33:37,770 --> 00:33:38,509 and covered up. 601 00:33:38,510 --> 00:33:39,510 I'm grateful, Mark. 602 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:42,670 Normally, I don't want to disappoint you, but we didn't cover up anything. 603 00:33:42,970 --> 00:33:46,210 But the Morglock had no record of a body because we lost it. 604 00:33:46,470 --> 00:33:47,470 What? 605 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:50,130 Well, the last time it reappeared... You lost it more than once? 606 00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:53,590 Well, it's all right. The inspectors didn't see it. Well, thank God for small 607 00:33:53,590 --> 00:33:54,590 favors. That's a blessing. 608 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:57,550 But promise me you won't go off trying to solve this one. 609 00:33:57,890 --> 00:34:01,030 No, it's not like we go out of our way to get involved in murder 610 00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:05,750 Hey, well, it almost killed me, but I know who the murderer is. 611 00:34:06,470 --> 00:34:08,510 I told you before, Mark, it's Norris Stebbings. 612 00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:13,120 Dr. Norris Devings? Not the chairperson of the inspection team. 613 00:34:13,340 --> 00:34:16,860 That's the one, Norm. No, you cannot accuse her. She can bury us, Mark. 614 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,620 I'm accusing her because she did it. 615 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:22,639 See, she hated Koch because he assaulted her while he was a divorce attorney. 616 00:34:23,100 --> 00:34:26,380 Jack, there's no way that tiny little woman could have dealt a death blow. Oh, 617 00:34:26,380 --> 00:34:28,179 yeah, there is, Mark. This woman's a black belt. 618 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,560 I saw her working those sticks like Bruce Lee. It was unbelievable. 619 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:32,900 She almost killed me. 620 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,540 Well, then it could be her. 621 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:36,060 No, it couldn't. 622 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,500 She was never out of anyone's sight. 623 00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:40,520 Except for when we all went upstairs and she wasn't there. 624 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,400 She's innocent. You've got to believe me. I believe you, Mr. Briggs. Because 625 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:48,500 real killer is Rupert Leverton. He was here in this hospital. Jack, you 626 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,679 his hand. And from there, Leverton went to look for Koch. 627 00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:52,199 Wait a minute. 628 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,139 Leverton is the guy whose hand I sutured today? 629 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:56,719 Exactly. 630 00:34:56,780 --> 00:34:59,200 And he didn't do it? Of course he didn't. He did not. He did too. 631 00:34:59,420 --> 00:35:02,800 I gave this guy five cc's of procaine along the digital nerve. 632 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:07,160 And for the next hour, he couldn't lift a straw, let alone a nightstick. 633 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:11,690 Which just goes to support my theory, Stan Bedell. 634 00:35:12,070 --> 00:35:13,530 The man practically confessed. 635 00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:17,170 He said he fixed it so that Koch would never be a lawyer again. 636 00:35:17,750 --> 00:35:20,030 You know, Steve, that fits in with something I found out. 637 00:35:20,930 --> 00:35:25,010 What? I called a lawyer friend of mine about Koch. He said that somebody had 638 00:35:25,010 --> 00:35:29,130 filed charges against him this morning with the Bar Association. 639 00:35:30,770 --> 00:35:34,810 Well, Bedell may have said something about the ABA, but still, he was here 640 00:35:34,810 --> 00:35:37,930 today. demanding to see Koch and waving a baseball bat. 641 00:35:38,490 --> 00:35:39,870 Security had to disarm him. 642 00:35:41,230 --> 00:35:42,230 Security? 643 00:35:43,470 --> 00:35:45,430 We didn't exactly disarm him. 644 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:46,629 You didn't? 645 00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:50,390 That bat was worth a fortune. He bought it at some charity auction that morning. 646 00:35:50,690 --> 00:35:54,190 It was the bat that Hank Aaron hit his last home run with. He even autographed 647 00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:56,590 it. So we let him keep it, and then we released him. 648 00:35:56,990 --> 00:35:59,150 You just let him go, carrying a weapon? 649 00:35:59,430 --> 00:36:01,650 No, sir. We escorted him to his car. 650 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:02,890 What time was that? 651 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:07,920 1 .35. 652 00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,440 Still works. 653 00:36:12,020 --> 00:36:14,380 Bedell's in his car at 1 .35. 654 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,940 Drives around the side of the building. 655 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:18,400 Climbs in the window. 656 00:36:18,660 --> 00:36:20,540 He doesn't want to mess up Hank's bat. 657 00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:23,000 So he kills Koch with a nightstick. 658 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:28,380 He only needs five minutes to get back to the studio and be on the air at 1 659 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:31,520 You're not talking about the stand, Bedell. 660 00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,240 The sports report on KCDM? Right. 661 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,020 He was on the air at 1 .40. 662 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:40,580 Well, the Marquette game had just ended. He did a live bulletin with the scores 663 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:43,860 that'll have the whole story during his regular broadcast at the 145. 664 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,720 You listened to the sports report? 665 00:36:48,820 --> 00:36:50,200 I had a nickel on the game. 666 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,460 Nickel? 667 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,040 Norman, good work. 668 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,720 What? You just narrowed it down to one suspect. 669 00:36:56,060 --> 00:36:58,460 The chairwoman of the inspection team. 670 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:10,630 Mr. Briggs, Dr. Sloan. Dr. Stebbing, this is my son, Steve. 671 00:37:11,250 --> 00:37:14,230 Yes. I'm afraid I'm here on official business. 672 00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:16,050 I'd like to ask you for questions. 673 00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:17,910 Questions I'm sure you could answer. 674 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,530 May we come in? 675 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:25,610 Thank you. 676 00:37:27,070 --> 00:37:28,070 Thank you. 677 00:37:34,290 --> 00:37:36,570 What is this all about? 678 00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:41,380 There was a murder at the hospital today. A murder? A fluke. It could have 679 00:37:41,380 --> 00:37:42,380 happened at any hospital. 680 00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:43,860 Someone you knew. 681 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,660 A Lorenzo P. Koch. 682 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,880 He's dead? 683 00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:50,120 Well, it's about time. 684 00:37:51,420 --> 00:37:52,600 You seem unperturbed. 685 00:37:52,980 --> 00:37:55,620 Why wouldn't she? The man was universally hated. 686 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:59,980 Dr. Stebbings at the hospital today. You disappeared for a short while. At about 687 00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:00,980 1 .30. 688 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,460 You mind telling me where you were? 689 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,100 Yes. See? She's willing to cooperate. 690 00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:06,700 No, I meant yes. I'd mind. 691 00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:08,390 I don't have to tell you anything. 692 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:11,910 And who could blame her? That was a very personal question, Lieutenant Sloan. 693 00:38:12,350 --> 00:38:14,710 Dr. Stebbings, you're a murder suspect. 694 00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:16,750 It'd be much better if you told us where you were. 695 00:38:17,050 --> 00:38:18,270 You'll get nothing from me. 696 00:38:18,570 --> 00:38:21,410 Dr. Stebbings, I'm going to have to take you in for questioning in connection 697 00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:23,110 with the murder of Lorenzo P. Koch. 698 00:38:23,390 --> 00:38:25,510 No, you can't arrest her. 699 00:38:27,070 --> 00:38:29,290 Mr. Lubin. Edward, stay out of this. 700 00:38:29,570 --> 00:38:30,570 Edward? 701 00:38:31,110 --> 00:38:34,110 She's no murderer. I can prove it. 702 00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:35,430 Edward, don't say anything. 703 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:37,360 And watch you be arrested? 704 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,800 I'll tell you where she was at 1 .30. Edward. She was with me. 705 00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:47,480 We were... Being intimate. 706 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,680 Intimate as in... All right. 707 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:54,580 It's not very professional to inspectors commandeering a hospital bed to... 708 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,560 Disport themselves. 709 00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,700 But... It isn't a capital crime. 710 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:10,450 I don't believe it. 711 00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:12,250 Now we've narrowed it down to no suspects. 712 00:39:12,690 --> 00:39:13,690 It's a nightmare. 713 00:39:13,770 --> 00:39:18,110 A murder. Bodies disappearing, reappearing, and all under the nose of 714 00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:19,110 security firm. 715 00:39:19,430 --> 00:39:23,270 I wanted to impress the inspectors, not scare them. I should dump them, Steve. 716 00:39:23,890 --> 00:39:28,470 You know, Sherlock Holmes said, once you've eliminated the impossible, 717 00:39:28,470 --> 00:39:32,210 remains, however improbable, must be the truth. 718 00:39:53,070 --> 00:39:54,070 you want. 719 00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,530 McGreedy, how could I ever apologize? 720 00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:15,070 The security people are terrible. 721 00:40:16,010 --> 00:40:19,130 Metal detectors, monitors, badges, and all for nothing. 722 00:40:19,890 --> 00:40:20,950 There's even been a murder. 723 00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:22,750 Really? 724 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:25,390 Well, I'm not surprised. 725 00:40:27,070 --> 00:40:28,670 Look, I know we don't deserve it. 726 00:40:29,050 --> 00:40:31,310 But would you consider taking your old job back? 727 00:40:32,470 --> 00:40:34,770 Hospital security needs a personal touch. 728 00:40:36,470 --> 00:40:37,470 Needs you, sir. 729 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:39,730 Brig? 730 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:43,450 Brig Crowe, pretty good. 731 00:40:45,970 --> 00:40:46,970 You'll come back? 732 00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:50,490 I'll be there tomorrow. 733 00:40:52,890 --> 00:40:54,010 Great news, Mr. McCready. 734 00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:55,270 I'll see you tomorrow. 735 00:40:55,630 --> 00:40:56,630 Good night, sir. 736 00:41:29,870 --> 00:41:30,870 It's all over. 737 00:41:35,830 --> 00:41:36,830 Son, 738 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,170 it is you. 739 00:41:40,270 --> 00:41:41,270 How did you know? 740 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,070 I stopped asking myself why the killer hated Koch. 741 00:41:45,710 --> 00:41:46,910 Everybody hated Koch. 742 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:51,610 So I asked myself why the killer left the body in a public place. 743 00:41:51,950 --> 00:41:52,950 Why? 744 00:41:53,590 --> 00:41:55,050 I never meant to hurt anyone. 745 00:41:56,110 --> 00:41:59,070 I just wanted to steal some controlled substances from the pharmacy. 746 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,760 And Cots surprised you? 747 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,100 He started shouting. 748 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,740 I saw the nightstick there on the filing cabinet, and I grabbed it just to scare 749 00:42:08,740 --> 00:42:09,740 him, you know? 750 00:42:09,940 --> 00:42:13,780 Then he started to run for help. 751 00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:16,080 Next thing I knew, I hit him. 752 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,660 It's bad enough you gambled. But drugs, too? 753 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:21,900 No, Dad. 754 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:23,840 Never. 755 00:42:24,300 --> 00:42:28,980 It's just that when somebody steals addictive drugs from the hospital 756 00:42:29,740 --> 00:42:31,160 They've got to notify the police. 757 00:42:33,700 --> 00:42:37,660 And I figured if that happened in front of the inspectors, the hospital would 758 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:40,440 blame TechnoSure and you could have your job back. 759 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:44,580 But no drugs were stolen. The cabinet was tampered with but not opened. 760 00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:47,560 That's because he ran out of time in his struggle with Koch. 761 00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:48,880 Right, Ralph? 762 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:52,100 That's when you realized you had something better than drugs to embarrass 763 00:42:52,100 --> 00:42:53,960 TechnoSure with. You had a murder. 764 00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:56,860 And right under the notices. 765 00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,720 All you had to do was leave the body in the inspector's path. 766 00:43:01,020 --> 00:43:02,640 And that's why you kept moving the body. 767 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,440 But, Ralphie, you were okay about me retiring. 768 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,860 You know I'd be happy living in the cabin. 769 00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,640 The cabin, Dad? 770 00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,800 That's kind of the point. 771 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,980 I owed certain people too much. 772 00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,640 I had no other way out than to sign the cabin over to them. 773 00:43:26,340 --> 00:43:27,340 Well, it was mine. 774 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:31,820 You transferred title to me last year. For tax purposes only, not so you could 775 00:43:31,820 --> 00:43:32,820 gamble it away. 776 00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,440 But, Dad, these guys were going to kill me. 777 00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:47,160 Ralph McCready, you're under arrest for the murder of Lorenzo P. Koch. 778 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,800 You have the right to remain silent. 779 00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:55,020 People realize it's after hours. 780 00:43:56,170 --> 00:43:57,430 You are fired. 781 00:43:58,330 --> 00:44:00,070 Can I see your badge, please? 782 00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:03,950 Badge. 783 00:44:05,290 --> 00:44:06,290 You're still fired. 784 00:44:09,370 --> 00:44:12,210 Time to close it up. 785 00:44:13,230 --> 00:44:15,890 Good night, gentlemen. Good night, Dad. Happy birthday. 786 00:44:16,210 --> 00:44:17,670 Yeah, we'll send that strip room. 787 00:44:18,930 --> 00:44:19,930 My birthday. 788 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:32,740 Would you mind if we didn't have that birthday dinner tonight? 789 00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:36,440 I am too tired to be hungry. Just over my damn present. 790 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,160 Got it. 791 00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:44,860 Go over to this. 792 00:44:47,020 --> 00:44:48,180 It's not a joke, is it? 793 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:01,860 Oh, a shoebox. Just what I always wanted. Keep going. 794 00:45:05,940 --> 00:45:06,940 Tap shoes. 795 00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:09,060 Oh, Dolores, how sweet. 796 00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,260 They're not just any old tap shoes. They belong to Mr. 797 00:45:12,540 --> 00:45:14,260 Bojangles. So I'm giving them to you. 798 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,000 Bojangles? Bojangles. 799 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,160 These belong to the man. The main man. 800 00:45:23,060 --> 00:45:24,840 Oh, Dolores, thank you. 801 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:36,180 Side by side All around the town Tots sing 802 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:42,920 ring around Rosie London Bridge is falling down Boys and girls 803 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:49,780 together Me and Molly O 'Rourke Drip the wine fantastic 804 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:53,120 On the sidewalks of New York